She was looking so desperately for love
That when a man would glance at her
She would swear he was the one
She had been looking for all her life.
Her legs spread faster than a car door opens
When someone wants to exit
Which is difficult to do with her
Since she latches on, like a leech.
I went to go speak to her
About the beauty of being independent
When I arrived
She swore to me
She had forbidden any man
To get anywhere near her.
I then had to tell her
But you seem to have some semen on your chin.”