I really want to fight you
I’d like to call you out.
A stranger hidden between the lines
Of an angry and regrettable shout.
Not really one to play games
Though yours, I fell right in.
Isn’t the mark of ungodliness
The essence of a sin?
But I’m not here for karma
That will be your final cuff.
Just can’t wait for her to show up
It doesn’t happen fast enough.
Let down your guard with me again
Show up without your armor.
Like that picture you took in the park
Where you looked like an angry farmer.
Knew when you sent the picture
Of a rather fuzzy penis.
You weren’t exactly playing for keeps
Nor were you a genius.
Today I’m feeling a bit stronger
I think I could take you on.
Would call you out in person,
But I don’t know where you’ve gone.
I will, of course, be pleading innocent
As I never really had a chance.
I’m a victim of adoption;
A product of my circumstance.
You will look like a bully
That just beat up a girl,
A big, ugly, sweaty beast
That just destroyed a pearl.
So let’s get down and dirty
See how these chips fall.
Realizing the way you will come at me
Is a slow, and drunken crawl.
You slowly take off your jacket
Which isn’t the way we begin.
Just this once
Just today, I’ll really let you win.